City Traders Prints

Toys - Business Model.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Build Your Own Portfolio

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Why markets crash.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."