City Sunbather Gifts

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

City Hammock

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

A gap between the solar panels

Sunbathing with your PC.

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Vacation on the Moon.

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Mexican Dog

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'