City Sunbather T-Shirts

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

City Hammock

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Sunbathing with your PC.

Monk on the beach

A gap between the solar panels

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

The Sun Bather

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Plays well with other people's $.

Vacation on the Moon.

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

Mexican Dog

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'