Citizenship Award Gifts

Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"Nooooo!"

With Jury Duty for All

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

Latinos in the USA

Half French/half English.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Vote

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

"First, I'd like to thank the Academy."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

American Flag

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

Exercise is the key to strength.

'How would Jesus register?'

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

The First Vote

'Britishness Test.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

The ballot box.

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."