Citizenship Award T-Shirts

Citizen of the year Irwin Johansen leaves his key to the city in the city and is thus locked out.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"Nooooo!"

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Latinos in the USA

With Jury Duty for All

Half French/half English.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"First, I'd like to thank the Academy."

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Vote

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

American Flag

'How would Jesus register?'

The First Vote

Exercise is the key to strength.

'Britishness Test.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."

Color cartoon of Santa Claus holding an umbrella that reads VOTE.