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Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Don't editorialize."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Decline of Europe

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'