Citizenship Commentator T-Shirts

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Decline of Europe

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.