Citizenship Enthusiast T-Shirts

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"Good boy."

Team Leader

National Everything Awareness Day

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Hang in There Democracy!

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"Who's the artist?"

Corrupt politicians,

Karine Jean-Pierre

Election Fatigue?

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"