Community Commentator T-Shirts

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

'That one's got a speech impediment -can't say 'no'!'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Critisize your weight.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."