Community Commentator T-Shirts

"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."

Stop Recruiting Pussies

'That one's got a speech impediment -can't say 'no'!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Torturing the English Language

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Government a la Carte

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.