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'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

The height of fashion in 1796

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

SF NO

"I'm after the history section."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"How is it in Russia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Get Your Shot

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

Mr. Frite Head