Circus Show Reopening Gifts

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Children's Parties

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

The Path

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Clown Delivering Babies.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Support the head."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Any other skills?"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"...but, seriously..."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'What went particularly well?'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Trampoline Balance

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Frankie and Annette.

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."