Circus Show Anniversary Gifts

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Children's Parties

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"What's your occupation?"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Circus

Talking Dog.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."