Circus Appreciation Gifts

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'Send in the Clones.'