Circus Devotees Gifts

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Clown God

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Clown Face Painting

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"What's your occupation?"