Circus Appreciation Mugs

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"What's your occupation?"