Circus Show Reopening Mugs

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

The Path

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Support the head."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Any other skills?"

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"...but, seriously..."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'What went particularly well?'

Trampoline Balance

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Frankie and Annette.

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"