Circus Legal Consultant Gifts

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'