Circus Legal Consultant Gifts

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Litter Tray Training

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown God

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"