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"If you have a short fuse, this job isn't for you."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

The circus diver.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Ta Da!...

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"