Circus Affectionado Pillows

"If you have a short fuse, this job isn't for you."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Send in the Clones.'

The circus diver.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Ta Da!...

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."