Automobile Affectionado Pillows

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

A tuba and love hearts

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

Door to law firm.

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Metal Defective.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'