Circular Reasoning Critic Pillows

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Six Thinking Hats

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unanimous voting.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

"Moulting"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"That's hardly necessary!"

Apocalypse Research Center