Circular Logic Lover Pillows

"If the president ever stops by for a visit, I'm going to serve him some of my famous flan."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'