Decision-making Critic Pillows

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

UK border controls relaxed.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unanimous voting.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Six Thinking Hats

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Apocalypse Research Center

"Moulting"