Government Decision Critic Pillows

"I understand Senator Quigley was really counting on that raise."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The wrecking crew!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Labour moderates rallying cry.