Circuit Sleuth Pillows

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"So who is this First pet?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

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"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."