Circuit Sleuth Gifts

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Computer Crimes

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

CIA Recommended TVs

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."