Cellular Sleuth Gifts

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"So who is this First pet?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

GM Crops Genie.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"