Cinema Chatter Gifts

"Is it any good?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

The book is so much better than the film..

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Are you in here tonight?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"This is the wine talking."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !