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"Is it any good?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

The book is so much better than the film..

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'Are you in here tonight?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"This is the wine talking."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"Wine improves with age."

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'