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Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Drive in movies.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Kirsten Johnson

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."