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"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

"Excuse me, Sir - but is this your second home?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Steve McQueen

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Canadian film production

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Star Wars Audience

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"