Camera Addict T-Shirts

"The camera never lies."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Elephant ass selfie.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Snapshots in Time

Mount Rushmore.

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Francoise Gilot

Henry Fox Talbot

"Great photo."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'