Camera Addict Pillows

"The camera never lies."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Elephant ass selfie.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Smile

Mount Rushmore.

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Man Ray

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Say cheese!

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Bunny Pranks

Henry Fox Talbot

Francoise Gilot