Cinderella Dreamer Gifts

Ball gown

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Little Princess.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Sleeping Beauty