Cigarette Phantom Pillows

"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Tom Mullica.

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Albert Camus.

'There you are - it works!'

Nigel Farage

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Warning.

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

The Prim Reaper.

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

A place to smoke.

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"How did the marathon go?"

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

Quit smoking campaign