Cigarette Phantom Mugs

"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Albert Camus.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Warning.

'There you are - it works!'

Nigel Farage

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"How did the marathon go?"

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

A place to smoke.

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

The Prim Reaper.

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

Caffeine and Nicotine.

'He mistakenly preed mundungo for the aga.'