Church Sermon Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who cherishes church sermons? Our collection features products that capture the humor and wisdom shared during services. From mugs that brighten their mornings to inspiring prints, find the perfect way to honor their faith and sense of humor.

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"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?" mockup

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...' mockup

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

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'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?' mockup

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department." mockup

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.' mockup

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.' mockup

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

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SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy. mockup

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

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Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon. mockup

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

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"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it." mockup

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

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'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.' mockup

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

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"He's dumbing down the sermons again." mockup

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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