Church Fair Pillows

"Can we discuss this?"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Clown Face Painting

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Let us pray...'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Tunnel of Like.