Church Coffee Aficionado Gifts

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Church Basement Foodie

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

How About Serving Us For a Change

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

R.C.I.A.

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Come in, minion."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."