Church Coffee Aficionado T-Shirts

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Back to work...

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

Church Basement Foodie

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

How About Serving Us For a Change

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"