Chuckling Courtiers Pillows

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"The charge is loitering, your honor."

Way too much anthropomorphising

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Box of Tissues

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

'Man! He got it again!'

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

COMEDY CLUB - Knock, knock - Who's There?