Chuckle With Charm Pillows

'You don't understand this letter? It means that your reading comprehension skills are under par. You will have to enroll in remedial courses.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Way too much anthropomorphising

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Box of Tissues

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'