Chuck Berry Fan Gifts

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Wild Blueberries"

Summer Berries

I'll have a hamburger.

Guitar emergency.

Goldilocks and the three gummi bears

'Are you throwing your medicine out of the window again?'

"It's a mug's game!"

The search for cranberries...

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

Cherub playing the cello.

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

"So much chum, so little time."

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

"I think one of my favorite things about being on hold for two hours, and there are many, is being reminded that Chuck Mangione plays a mean flugelhorn."

At The Palladium