Chronic Worriers Gifts

'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Expensive health care

'Doc - this isn't going to cost me a lot - is it?'

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

"Where does it hurt?"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'