Chronic Sugar Coaters Gifts

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Doughnut Making

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Baker

Dressed as Sweets

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.