Christmas Tv Fans Gifts

'In a minute, I'm missing Lost.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Gesundheit!"

Santa's wash day.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Easter Candy Island.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Night of the Living Reindeer

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Last week, stingy caf

About Santa 2017.