Christmas Plays Gifts

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'They all want to play the star.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

To read or not to read?

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

A pretention of playwrights

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Midsummer Night's Dream

Violin family at Christmas

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Three Witches from Macbeth

James Barrie.

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"How was the play!"

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

What Are These?

If Shakespeare were alive today

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."