Christmas Movies Gifts

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'They all want to play the star.'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Christmas-Plex

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"I agree, Maria, it does seem like one big romantic TV Christmas movie. But, unfortunately, this is where I must kill you."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'What?'

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

Hallmark Channel presents "Christmas Creepys".

It's a wonderful death

The Snowcow

Snowman watching 'The manman'

Frosty the Vampire

The Battle of Bedford Falls

Christmas TV

Not Suitable for Adults