Classic Christmas Movie Enthusiast Gifts

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

Margaret Rutherford.

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

Robert Mitchum

Diver encounters shark playing theme from Jaws on a cello

"This is getting embarrassing now. Stop telling everyone we meet you're Iron Man!!"

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

The Mummy's curse

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"

Christmas-Plex

"I'm the spirit of the present Christmas but don't worry... in your case the appearance of the ghost of the future Christmas is redundant."