Classic Christmas Movie Enthusiast T-Shirts

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

Lassie gets confused on set.

Abbott and Costello meet Leo Tolstoy.

Kim Novak caricature

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Have you seen Dorothy lately? She's sooo over the rainbow!

Margaret Rutherford.

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"It's a sad day when we have to sell off National Treasures."

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

The Mummy's curse

"This is getting embarrassing now. Stop telling everyone we meet you're Iron Man!!"

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

Bing Crosby

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Robert Mitchum

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Diver encounters shark playing theme from Jaws on a cello

Maureen Paula O'Sullivan caricature

Christmas-Plex

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"