Christmas Plays Prints

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'They all want to play the star.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Theatre Crowd

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

To read or not to read?

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A pretention of playwrights

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Midsummer Night's Dream

Violin family at Christmas

Chekov play and scorecard,

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Three Witches from Macbeth

James Barrie.

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"How was the play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

What Are These?

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Eugene O'Neill.